Why christmas trees are better than women

[bigfish4me]

Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Women



10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have
had in the past.
9. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
8. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the
closet.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
6. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
5. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
and have it hauled away.
3. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
2. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

And the # ONE reason Christmas Trees are better than women

1. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
back of your pickup truck.

[Dobie1966]

Not bad at all.Can't wait to see what Jersey and Gringa have to say about this one.

[La Gringa]

4. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
and have it hauled away.

This is the only one that gets me...!!!!!

But hey, if you have the idea that an inanimate object is better than a woman.... well, let's not even go to that scary place...!!!!

The rest of it is pretty funny!!

[Big Fish Billy]

Yeeaahh....I think I'll stick with the woman....be sure to get your wife's opinion though.......