When to pray for mercy?????

[worldcat lemon]

A young man and woman had been dating for several months when she said " I think it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Come over to my house tonight and have dinner with me and my parents, but be prepared for when my parents go to bed."
So the young man went down to the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to help him in selecting the appropriate condoms for this special occasion. The pharmacist showed him the selection and said "they come in packs of 3 and 5, how many do you think you will need?" The young man said "well, I think I better get a 5 pack, because I think it's gonna be a great night".

The young man showed up to his girlfriends house, they all sat down to eat and the father said to the young man "why don't you say grace". The young man bowed his head, and began to pray silently. 3 minutes later he was still praying, 5 minutes goes by and finally the girl leans over and whispers "I didn't know you were so religious". The young whispers back "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist"!

[seapower]

I hate to admit it, but I can see myself in there somewhere! Frank

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