When Insults Had Class...

[Cardinal Joe]

INSULT"S

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --
Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho
Marx
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
it.." -- Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar
Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend .... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
..
followed by Churchill's response:
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."
-- Winston Churchill
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." --
Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." --
Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." --
Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating
"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-- Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar
Wilde
Lady Astoronce remarked to Winston Churchill at a Dinner Party, "Winston, if
you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!" Winston replied, "Madam if
I were your husband I would drink it!"

[flatbottom]

Classics....I have one. "You can't polish a turd" Pastor Bibsy St.Georges Baptist Church 1843

[Andaman Andy]

Woman to Churchill........

Sir you are drunk!

Churchill to woman.........

Madam you are ugly but i will be sober in the morning