whats in your garage

[TheChumStain]

A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS
ZIPPER
> WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN
>
> HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN YOU
LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
>
> THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS
> OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT
HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP
HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM,
FINALLY UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF
COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.
WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN
DID YOU SEE MY JAGUAR PARKED IN THERE?"

> THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS I DIDN'T, ALL I
SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES"

[JetSkiGirl]

This is what you do when you can't sleep