what would you like them to say when your gone

[tater]

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in
your
casket and friends and congregation members are mourning over you,
what
would you like them to say?"

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a
fine
spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher
and
servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Bubba said: "I'd like them to say,



'Look, he's moving!'"

[c.behney]

I want them to say: he looks like shit, close that thing up and lets go fishing.

[flatbottom]

he he

I want them to say.....lets take flat crabbing. There is a weeks worth of bait laying there

[Deep C]

"Hey wait a second... That aint Deep!"

[Honey Hole]

"Let's plant him out front on his hands and knees, and use him as a bike rack".

[CAPTJohnny]

"We're gonna need a bigger room"