What a good wife

[Bluewater Sportfishing]

>
>
> To My Darling Understanding Husband:
>
> Before you return from your business trip, I want you to know that I had a
> little accident while driving your precious pickup truck. Fortunately,
> there is not too much damage, and I didn't get hurt, so you don't have to
> worry about that.
>
> I was coming home from shopping at the mall, and as I was turning into our
> driveway, the cell phone rang. I answered it, and it was Sylvia. She
> told
> me she was still at the mall, and do you remember that cute little shoe
> store that I love? Well, she said they were having a "storewide"
> clearance
> sale! I got so excited when I heard that, that my foot slipped off the
> brake and I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator pedal! The garage
> door is slightly bent, and the pickup came to a halt when it bumped my
> car.
> Don't worry, your motorcycle and you beer chest did not get damaged at
> all!
>
> I am really sorry this happened, but I know that you are so worried that I
> could have been hurt in this silly little accident, that you will forgive
> me. You are so kind hearted, and you know how much I love and care for
> you.
>
> I will be staying at my mothers for a few days, until the garage door is
> fixed, so you can reach me there. In fact, why don't you stay at that
> hotel
> and play golf with your buddies, until I get this little mess cleaned
> up-----I really don't want you to have to worry about me, or the garage
> door-----the nice young man from the insurance company is helping me make
> it
> all better.
>
> I will call you when it is all fixed up. I just can't wait to hold you in
> my arms again!
> Your loving wife,
> XOXOXOXOXO

[gofshn]

sounds like there is a fox in the henhouse there guys!!!

[Stripersniper]

sounds like there is a fox in the henhouse there guys!!!

I was thinking the same thing. The insurance guy is "taking care of business"

[Chesney Land]

It sounds to me like more than just the garage door is getting smacked. hmmmm

[striper101]

It sounds to me like more than just the garage door is getting smacked. hmmmm

I got to agree! Sounds like the whole house might be flat!