What every Kiss means...

[Surfergirl]

This is Sweet I had to share!


--What every kiss means --

-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.

-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.

-Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.

-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.

-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.

-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.

-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.

-Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
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What the gesture means...

-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.

-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.

-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.

-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.

-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.

-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.

-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.

[Rboats]

Keep'em coming! You may be on your way to helping neanderthol's like myself finally understand women................






























mmmm, prolly not!

[Bite Me]

You forgot one.

Kiss my ass...I don't want you anymore!

Couldn't resisit.

[Dougiefrshwtr]

HEHEHE...BITE ME thats what that means

Kiss's mean all that ...kind of confusing !!

[blackwell50]

You forgot one more.the drunken slobbery I want you kiss.then several years later you ask your fiance what you did to make her fall for you,and she says that first kiss.

[megabite]

In some cultures a kiss on the cheek means your gonna get wacked.

[Dave Sikorski]

Rboats....there's no hope buddy.

There could be completely different meanings at anytime, don't bank on them.

-D

[Reel Fanatic]

Surfergirl-

Unfortunately for women, here is what every kiss means in a man's mind....

-Kiss on the stomach; I'm gonna get a Lewinski!

-Kiss on the Forehead; She is starting at the top and she's going to work her way down which means I'm gonna get a Lewinski!

-Kiss on the Ear; She wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Cheek; She might be making her way to my ear which means she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Hand; she is my love slave and she worships me which means she probably wants to play hide the weenie. If my hand is near my waist (or thigh if seated) then I might be getting a Lewinski later.

-Kiss on the Neck; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Shoulder; She wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Lips; She wants me and hopefully wants to play hide the weenie.
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What the gesture means... in a man's mind

-Holding Hands; I am gonna get something tonight...It's unclear at this point but it's looking good..

-Slap on the Butt; She really wants to see my buns in her bed.

-Holding on tight; I think she is possesive or she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Looking into each other's Eyes; sending telepathic signals that she wants to play hide the weenie...or I have to buy her something.

-Playing with Hair; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Arms around the Waist; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Laughing while Kissing; someone farted.

It is a sad truth in the male world....We are simple creatures with few needs and a remarkable ability to fixate on one of God's most incredible and complex creations.

[CAPTJohnny]

Surfergirl-

Unfortunately for women, here is what every kiss means in a man's mind....

-Kiss on the stomach; I'm gonna get a Lewinski!

-Kiss on the Forehead; She is starting at the top and she's going to work her way down which means I'm gonna get a Lewinski!

-Kiss on the Ear; She wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Cheek; She might be making her way to my ear which means she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Hand; she is my love slave and she worships me which means she probably wants to play hide the weenie. If my hand is near my waist (or thigh if seated) then I might be getting a Lewinski later.

-Kiss on the Neck; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Shoulder; She wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Lips; She wants me and hopefully wants to play hide the weenie.
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What the gesture means... in a man's mind

-Holding Hands; I am gonna get something tonight...It's unclear at this point but it's looking good..

-Slap on the Butt; She really wants to see my buns in her bed.

-Holding on tight; I think she is possesive or she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Looking into each other's Eyes; sending telepathic signals that she wants to play hide the weenie...or I have to buy her something.

-Playing with Hair; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Arms around the Waist; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Laughing while Kissing; someone farted.

It is a sad truth in the male world....We are simple creatures with few needs and a remarkable ability to fixate on one of God's most incredible and complex creations.

LMFAO

How to make a man happy: Show up

How to make a man REALLY happy: Bring beers

[Surfergirl]

Surfergirl-

Unfortunately for women, here is what every kiss means in a man's mind....

-Kiss on the stomach; I'm gonna get a Lewinski!

-Kiss on the Forehead; She is starting at the top and she's going to work her way down which means I'm gonna get a Lewinski!

-Kiss on the Ear; She wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Cheek; She might be making her way to my ear which means she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Hand; she is my love slave and she worships me which means she probably wants to play hide the weenie. If my hand is near my waist (or thigh if seated) then I might be getting a Lewinski later.

-Kiss on the Neck; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Shoulder; She wants to play hide the weenie.

-Kiss on the Lips; She wants me and hopefully wants to play hide the weenie.
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What the gesture means... in a man's mind

-Holding Hands; I am gonna get something tonight...It's unclear at this point but it's looking good..

-Slap on the Butt; She really wants to see my buns in her bed.

-Holding on tight; I think she is possesive or she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Looking into each other's Eyes; sending telepathic signals that she wants to play hide the weenie...or I have to buy her something.

-Playing with Hair; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Arms around the Waist; she wants to play hide the weenie.

-Laughing while Kissing; someone farted.

It is a sad truth in the male world....We are simple creatures with few needs and a remarkable ability to fixate on one of God's most incredible and complex creations.

Well... there it is in black and white!!
the differences between men and women That is too funny, it is TRUE guys do have a one track mind!