What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next

[Fritz]

THIS WILL DO THE TRICK!





What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you.

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
7. Take a deep breath and open the site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
Have a good trip.

[Ace1st]

That is just so wrong!!

[scattered_grass]

well done

[worldcat lemon]

Fritz, that is awesome! I laughed my butt off!!!!!

[BYRD]

Not that I'm annoying, but if someone opened a laptop and I saw that, they may just get an ass whooping! Pretty funny though.

[FXRScotty]

Ask them if they're going to the AIDS clinic too? Then cough.

[HOLWACHAGOT]

THIS WILL DO THE TRICK!





What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you.

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
7. Take a deep breath and open the site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
Have a good trip.

There would be no facial expression to observe....When you lifted your eyes to the heavens to sell the joke...I was already convinced...your gonna need a tracheal tube to get off this plane with a pulse.

Holwachagot

[cravertosu]

You wouldn't make much longer than .3 seconds before I slammed your head into said laptop, threw you into the aisle and drove my knee into your throat until you stop convulsing.

But I certainly wouldn't be annoying to you afterwards! So you'll have that going for you!

Tim

[Swami]

First thing I would do is smash the shit outta your laptop. Second thing would be to beat you to death with the pieces...

[Kahi]

music was nice....