What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next

Fritz · 02-04-2010, 07:09 PM

THIS WILL DO THE TRICK!

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you.

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
7. Take a deep breath and open the site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
Have a good trip.

Ace1st · 02-04-2010, 09:26 PM

That is just so wrong!!

scattered_grass · 02-04-2010, 09:35 PM

well done

worldcat lemon · 02-04-2010, 10:23 PM

Fritz, that is awesome! I laughed my butt off!!!!!

BYRD · 02-05-2010, 08:26 AM

Not that I'm annoying, but if someone opened a laptop and I saw that, they may just get an ass whooping! Pretty funny though.

FXRScotty · 02-05-2010, 08:35 AM

Ask them if they're going to the AIDS clinic too? Then cough.

HOLWACHAGOT · 02-05-2010, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fritz

THIS WILL DO THE TRICK!

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger sitting next to you.

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven:
7. Take a deep breath and open the site:
http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.
Have a good trip.

There would be no facial expression to observe....When you lifted your eyes to the heavens to sell the joke...I was already convinced...your gonna need a tracheal tube to get off this plane with a pulse.

Holwachagot

cravertosu · 02-05-2010, 11:12 AM

You wouldn't make much longer than .3 seconds before I slammed your head into said laptop, threw you into the aisle and drove my knee into your throat until you stop convulsing.

But I certainly wouldn't be annoying to you afterwards! So you'll have that going for you!

Tim

Swami · 02-05-2010, 12:26 PM

First thing I would do is smash the shit outta your laptop. Second thing would be to beat you to death with the pieces...

Kahi · 02-05-2010, 02:25 PM

music was nice....

02-04-2010, 10:23 PM	#4
worldcat lemon Bite me Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 236	annoying passenger Fritz, that is awesome! I laughed my butt off!!!!!

02-05-2010, 02:25 PM	#10
Kahi Sit down Shut up And fish Join Date: May 2007 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 486	got to admit.... music was nice....

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02-04-2010, 09:26 PM	#2
Ace1st I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Myrtle Beach SC Posts: 2,283 Boat: 36 ft CAROLINA BONES EXPRESS Home Port: Little River Best Catch: Lucy!! Occupation: Real Estate Agent	That is just so wrong!!

02-04-2010, 09:35 PM	#3
scattered_grass AKA SkirtChaser32' Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 889 Best Catch: .><(((º>`·.¸¸´¯`·.><(((º>	well done

02-05-2010, 08:26 AM	#5
BYRD I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Poquoson, VA Posts: 1,137	Not that I'm annoying, but if someone opened a laptop and I saw that, they may just get an ass whooping! Pretty funny though.

02-05-2010, 08:35 AM	#6
FXRScotty Sit down Shut up And fish Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Webster Mass Posts: 569 Boat: 2250 Stratos WA hard top Home Port: Gloucester Ma Best Catch: 66" toona on spin Occupation: I build steel mills.	Ask them if they're going to the AIDS clinic too? Then cough.

02-05-2010, 11:12 AM	#8
cravertosu Crab mustard is good Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Raeford, NC Posts: 834 Boat: 25ft Wellcraft Best Catch: Stacy! Occupation: Military	You wouldn't make much longer than .3 seconds before I slammed your head into said laptop, threw you into the aisle and drove my knee into your throat until you stop convulsing. But I certainly wouldn't be annoying to you afterwards! So you'll have that going for you! Tim

02-05-2010, 12:26 PM	#9
Swami Stop staring at my Avatar. Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 369	First thing I would do is smash the shit outta your laptop. Second thing would be to beat you to death with the pieces...