WHAT IS CELIBACY

[Robja]

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life or a condition imposed by
circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife,
Ann, listened to
the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands
and wives know the
things that are important to each other.'

He then addressed the men,
'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite
flower?'

Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and
whispered,

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy..........

[nautiduck]

She should be grateful he knew that much. I would have said the white kind.

[Avenger]

My wife was crabbing at me because I forgot some non-sensical detail that she thought should be remembered. After listening to several minutes of ranting about how I just don't care about the things that are important to her and blah blah blah... I asked her; "What size is my boat?"

There was a short pause before she said "Okay, point taken."

It's important to remember these days. Because they don't happen very often.

[seapower]

It's something we learn about after 30 years of marrige. Gotta go, the wife just walked in!!! FRank

[netman9]

[QUOTE=Robja;1206825]

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

H*LL, HE'S LUCKY SHE COOKS.

[Big Fish Billy]

[QUOTE=netman9;1207670]

'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

H*LL, HE'S LUCKY SHE COOKS.

Celebracy, I guess is when you get to dip the johnson....my wife uses the smoke detector as a timer.....

[clt_capt]

It is King Arthur in my case...

[Capt. kapoc]

Isn't celibacy that thing that makes you find out what her sister looks like naked......mabey thats were those 2 divorces came from......hmmmmm