wet kitty

[reel action]

A near by hunter considers, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, the bear would grab the fish, and I would shoot the bear."

A nearby mouse considers, 'If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, the bear would grab the fish, the hunter would shoot the bear, and I would steal the cheese from his sandwich."

A nearby cat considers, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, the bear would grab the fish, the hunter would shoot the beatr, the mouse would steal the cheese from his sandwich, and I would ponce on the mouse."

Su ddenly, to everyones surprise, the chain of events begin...

The fly drops 6 inches, the fish jumps out of the water, the bear grabs the fish, the hunter shoots the bear, the mouse steals the cheese from his sandwich...but the cat missed the mouse and fell into the water.

The moral of this story is:

"A Pussy Usually Gets Wet When A Fly Drops 6 Inches."