Well ,I’m Back – an it looks like Lucky Lady is runs for President of SFC ?

[Cardinal Joe]

What's with all the Bullshit Posting ? Cardinal Joe

[seapower]

Was thinkin about you the other day, where ya been, locked up??? I thought "Lucky Lady" was our Secretary of State Frank

[marine4003]

What's with all the Bullshit Posting ? Cardinal Joe

boat sales are down.......

[Cardinal Joe]

boat sales are down.......

Nope - not if your giving away boats at 15 % to 30 % under cost ! Cardinal Joe

[Cardinal Joe]

Was thinkin about you the other day, where ya been, locked up??? I thought "Lucky Lady" was our Secretary of State Frank

Why , did you miss my loud mouth ! HA! ha! Just been taken care of business ! Cardinal Joe

[Dusty279]

Glad your back! Waiting on some of your jokes!!!

[Deep C]

Good to have you back among the living... Mary's posts are nothin... Should have been here last week on 1 kbs snail wifi in the Bahamas and try to sort through about 3000 Ebay ads Admin loaded the siite with...

[Robja]

Glad to have you back Joe. I've been missing your jokes.

[marlineer]

Welcome back Joe! I actually missed You. I hope all is well. Now get to it and post some jokes!

[Cardinal Joe]

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough .( One pair for the southern boys ) You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.(Definitely a southern style of grooming) You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.( Northern Boys )!

No wonder men are happier !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cardinal Joe