Welcome To Your Future Youngman!,

[seapower]

I know your not supposed to judge a book by it's cover, but some book's just make it soooooooo easy! I was in the local "Handy Mart" paying for gas and a cup of coffee today. The kid behind the counter was getting an arithmatic lesson from his boss. Seem's the guy in front of me gave him a 20 for a 7 dollar and change purchase. Now the boss is looking at me in disgust. I gave him a, I "didn't hire the flea bag, what do you want me to do", look in return. The kid comes to the counter with the appropriate change. Then comes my turn to pay up, without bursting into uncontrollable laughter (I'm bad about that). Look this kid has got tat's that literally cover both arm's, hand's, finger's and his complete neck, with a few thrown in about his face. He's got great big hole's in both ear lobe's where the hockey puck ear ring's are supposed to go when he's not working. He's got a hat on pulled down over his ear's with the bill turned up (a real live Goober from Mayberry issue). It's all I could do to keep my composure, never mind making sure I got the right change. I didn't care, it was worth the freak show!!!! Yep, Ya done good kid, got a job at Handy Mart, welcome to your future moron!!! Bet the folk's are proud!!!
Is it just me, do I expect too much ????? I mean really, ain't it hard enough to make it without trying to be the next circus act? I don't care how talented you may be, you ain't gettin hired by me!!! What are these idiot's thinking??? Oh yes I really enjoy the slang too. Yo man, sup?
Guess I should be glad to see the face of where my future tax money will be going. Ya done good Junior, ya done good!
Frank

[NY Bearhunter]

His parole officer made him get a job in all likelihood and the state reimbures the company.

[Hatterized]

Frank......at least the dude is working......here in the DC area all the home boys don't/won't work....instead they stand outside a biz and panhandle so they can make enough for their crack high or a 40oz bottle in a brown bag..... these dudes who usually have numerous kids should be paying child support....but instead the mommas are getting public assistance (food stamps, housing etc.) at our expense.....so big deal how one looks i applaud anyone who is motivated enough to WORK.....