Warning from Pakastan

[Robja]

> This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration
>
> Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military actions against Iraq
>
> continues, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply
> of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 Managers.
>
> And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, Cab drivers will be next,
> followed by DELL and AOL customer Service Reps.
>
> Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates
> for President of the United States !
>
> It's gonna get ugly!

[clt_capt]

Could I have a slurpee?

[WAHOONBOX]

NOW IF THAT AIN'T ABOUT THE TRUTH OF IT!