Understanding women

[esangler]

"You ever go purse shopping with the wife? I swear she'll have to handle every purse in the store at least three times before she decides they have nothing she likes and then plans to go to another store." -fredhead

I hear you brother!, it's like she was going to buy a new rod or something...!!!

[Big Jay]

the best is my GF saying to me last night:

"You know you don't take care of yourself. You don't wear cologne anymore, you don't put gel in your hair. It's like you have me now and don't care..."

Newsflash....I 24 years old, 5'10" blonde hair, blue eyes, 220 lbs.in GREAT shape with abs and have been told I should do every type of modeling from underwear to fitness.

She is saying this why?

I feel like responding: "I am sorry you feel that way, but there are at least 50 other women out there right now that would LOVE to disagree with you."

[Rboats]

Purse shopping. Go figure. And still probably carries that same big ol' satchel everywhere. "Oh, what a cute little purse! This will go great with my little brown top. You know the one, dontcha honey?"
Mmmm, Sure.
Betcha next time she wears that brown top, my pockets will get stuffed w/the items that would go in that purse, since she left it in the car because she didn't feel like carrying a purse!

The killer for me is the shoes. And she keeps them in the boxes(and knows what every pair is), stacked to the ceiling in the closets. Yes, closetS. It's like she's, what was her name...Imelda Marcos or whatever.

The thing is, whenever we go out, she always wears the same couple of pair!

But I do love'er.
5 year anniversary this saturday.

[Shore Escape]

Here is what you do to straighten them out, you go for a ride on a busy highway, kick them out of the car and tell them you will let them in when they stop bitching. It has worked every time for me. And Yes I am single.

[kidIsurus]

good call mike