Two dwarfs go into a bar where they pick up two "working girls" and take them to their seperate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of "here I come again!
ONE, TWO, THREE....UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE....UGH! Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ...UGH! ...ALL NITE LONG.
In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?" The first mutters, "It was embarassing. I just couldn;t get an erection." The second dwarf shook his head and said, "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get up on the bed!"