Tuna Fishing

[jackdaniels]

I had to pass this on

A customer of Chuck's (who prefers to remain anonymous, so we will call him "Jim") and his buddies were hanging out and planning an overnight Tuna trip. Unfortunately, Jim had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name calling, Jim headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Jim's buddies arrived at Star Island they were shocked to see Jim sitting behind the Joy Sea and drinking a beer while rigging a rod!
"How da F**k did you talk your wife into letting you go, Jim?"
"I didn't have to," Jim replied. "Last night I slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows knowing that you guys were going without me. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise.'
When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee
and said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want' "
"SO .... HERE I, AM"

Capt Gene Kelly
Tropical Fishing Adventures
http://www.tropicalfishing.com
631 668 2019
fax 631 668 2040

[kinghunter]

Thats some funny stuff would hate to untie her