Trying for a laugh here.

[joeksr]

Now as some of you might know,
If you are beer drinkers,
Once the tap is broken you go after every beer or 2 if your younger.
This may be cause it dont have to change color from going
in to going out. I dont know.

Regardless.
Guy goes in a bar and after a while says, Hey I can tell what beer I'm drinkin blindfolded.
Bartender says yeh right, I got a thousand says you cant.
Cool, Bets on.
They blindfold the guy and start handen him drafts.
1st, Hey thats a bud.
2nd Hey thats corona.
3rd Hey thats miller light.

Now, the bartender sees his grand goin down the crapper and comes up with an idea.
He has someone piss in a glass and hands it to the guy.
One taste and he says yo, thats piss.
Bartender says Yeh but whos.
Don't know but he was drinkin coors light.
Picked up his money and left.

[Surfergirl]

Good one!
I am very well aware of the tap being broken statement.. when I drink beer my kidneys go on overtime.

[joeksr]

Good one!
I am very well aware of the tap being broken statement.. when I drink beer my kidneys go on overtime.

Hey surfer.

since you took the time to respond let me give you a little history on this one.
it's a very old joke.
Had to pay my dues tonight after a few beers and a guy at the next urinal says, Hey this sucks, the tap is broken, we will be baaaaack.
Brought this joke to mind so I embelshd it a bit.

And Yes, It's perfectly OK for someone at the urinal next to you to speak you. Just not someone behind you waiting.
Kinda a protocal thing.

[cptbillywilly]

Maybe after two or three I went to the pisser, but after that, it was a trip to the head after every beer! Now I could use a direct line to the toilet. Beer is still just to good to pass up.

[Joey Herring]

You don't BUY a beer...you just RENT it.........

[joeksr]

Maybe after two or three I went to the pisser, but after that, it was a trip to the head after every beer! Now I could use a direct line to the toilet. Beer is still just to good to pass up.

You don't BUY a beer...you just RENT it.........

What do you beer drinkin guys think about this.
Tubes at barside so we dont have to travel so much ?

sorry ladies,aint figured that one out yet.