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  1. 08-23-2008 03:54 PM #1
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    True Story from Houston Medical Center

    A man went to the hospital    to have his wedding ring cut off from his
    Hoohoo.

    According to the Nurse attending, the patient's     girl friend found the
    Wedding Ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum Jelly to slip the ring on his hoohoo while he was asleep.

    I don't know what's worse:

    1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
    2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoohoo.
    3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring.
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  2. 08-23-2008 04:07 PM #2
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  4. 08-23-2008 04:38 PM #4
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    Holy chit!!! That sucks any way you look at it!!
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  5. 08-23-2008 07:20 PM #5
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    should've let him wake up to a **** movie on. That'll teach em.

    I've never been drunk enough to let something like that happen. What'd she do, tie a string and pull it through the ring??

    Mike
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