True Romance

[Robja]

Dave and his buddies were Hanging out and planning an up coming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he could't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated. The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the boat ramp they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting on the dock, fishing rod in hand, and drinking a beer. His buddies asked. "how did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?" Dave replied. "Last night I came home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows thinking how much I wanted to go fishing. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said. "suprise".. When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, "carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want"... So I DID AND HERE I AM!"

[dwain]

Great joke. I will have to remember this one. Keep them coming. Dwain