"truck nuts" Chesapeake lawmaker BAN

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Today, a Chesapeake lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV.
The nutty idea is the brainchild of Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would ban anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia.
"Yeah, I definitely think those should be outlawed. I don't approve of that," says one local woman we talked to.
But others think its no big deal.


"Nah, that's not vulgar, that's funny," says one man.
Spruill says these types of dangling do-dads are tacky, vulgar, and downright embarassing. It still has a long way to go before it ever becomes law.
"It comes to a point where there are certain things you just can't do. And putting testicles on the back of a truck is just too much. So I am trying to stop it," he tells NewsChannel 3 in an interview.
Spruill says the idea for the bill came to him after the daughter of one of the people in his district saw a pair of the testicles hanging from the back of a truck in traffic. That's when Spruill put the bill in action. Although he says he hasn't found anyone to co-sponsor it with him.


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Do you think next they will go after the Squirrel With Big Nuts ?

[JOE_DIRT]

With so much wrong with our country, you would figure he'd have something better to do.

[flatbottom]

that is a good point. We need someone worrying about truck nuts. I am sure in his district there are more valuable issues to attend. So I guess tits on the windshield wipers will obstruct a drivers vision. These political do dads are a riot. I say put a hook in one off the truck nuts an troll that sucker

[shoefish]

Someone has way to much time on his hands....I think if you're looking at this as an item that requires this much attention, that you aren't looking hard enough.

[billythekid45]

Bwahahahahaha! That's some funny shit right there, I've gotta get one.

[HOLWACHAGOT]

The guy is a flippin moron. I think hangin a set of balls from the truck or car is a little on the crude side...BUT...the last thing we need is another law saying we can't do something.
Holwachagot

[Dave Sikorski]

The guy is a flippin moron. I think hangin a set of balls from the truck or car is a little on the crude side...BUT...the last thing we need is another law saying we can't do something.
Holwachagot

Exactly.

If a man need a set of plastic balls to make him a man he's a moron.

BUT...It sure as hell isn't the governments place to mess with the said moron.

-D

[Randy Stinchcomb]

Maryland law-makers should be cut-up into cubes, blocked and frozen for chum, starting wth o'mually

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