TRICK OR TREAT...

[NY Bearhunter]

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:



1. You get winded from knocking on the door.


2. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.


3. You ask for high fiber candy only.



4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
You lose your balance and fall over.



5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
And can't remember the rest.


6. By the end of the night,
You have a bag full of restraining orders.


7. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.






And the number one reason should not go
Trick Or Treating...



You keep having to go home to pee.

[seapower]

That was border line harrassment and totally uncalled for!!!! Didn't say it wasn't true, but uncalled for just the same!!! Frank