Traffic Jam !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cardinal Joe]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago. Nothing is
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened, what's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10
Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and
Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Ok,Ok,you saw it coming !!!!!!!!!! Cardinal Joe

[nautiduck]

I will personally donate all the fuel in my truck cars boat and tractor even my lawn mower and weed eater for that cause!!!! Wifes car too just dont tell her I took it.

[clt_capt]

I'll ante up 100 gallons

[flatbottom]

That crew is the jestors court.

I donate a bag of matches