Tourney Cable Causes Gridlock

[fishpicker]

This morning as I was driving into Cape May I could not believe what I saw. The Tourney Cable mobile had just pulled in Jim bait and Tackle and was unloading half of his tools of the devil , The mule was going blind cause chuck had her stuffed. All around Jim's there were hundreds of anglers camped out like dead heads waiting to see there hero Super Chuck. You should have seen there eyes when Chuck pulled out the rainbow spreader. Can the class say Mushrooms ?????

Traffic came to a stand still when chuck started to sigh autographs, But it wasn't till the girls went into a frenzy that there was a problem. I don't know how a Minor major local celebrity like Super Chuck handles all of the attention. When the young groupies started tearing at chucks Tourney cable shirt is when there was a problem. Phrase of the day Cat fight , The brawl stretched out into the street causing a major pile up and of cars. I felt like I was back stage at a rolling stones concern with all of the carnage.

I hate to see what happened over at "off the Hook" Hopefully Chuck was able to return to the Tourney Cable Cave unharmed.

[Proheat]

Picker.............I hope you have pics of the carnage!!

[Bluewater Sportfishing]

"tools of the devil" you say......Those my friend are tools of the saints.......tools of the DEVIL are...........pt's..........
Chuck has a halo over every piece down to the double impact harpoon, which I might add is badd ass with the double wall strength and hammer impact like a 3/8 impact air gun....anyone who is a engine builder or machanic will understand this...............tools of the devil.....

[Misconduct]

Marty,

You should've stopped in at Mayers.


We could've shown you some tools of the devil.

[fishpicker]

Breaking News.........


Chuck Richarson has been placed on the Tuna and Marlins most wanted list.

[fishpicker]

BTW the Tools of the devil get attached to the Weapons of mass destruction. Need I go on ?????

[captcl]

Fishpicker, maaaaaaaaaaan you alnt right! (LOL) Chuck is a rock star though!
I'll shot you and e-mail later.

[fishpicker]

The Tourney Cable groupiees were chassing butterfly around Hinchs today chanting Hummmmmmm Ala Chuck Hummmmmmmm Ala Chuck Hummmmmmmmm Ala Chuck. Last I heard Ocean Drive had been shut down and Riot police had been called.

Tourney Cable is out of controll this cult must be stopped !!!!!!!

[fishpicker]

Late breaking News from Cape May................... Scources have reported that Mary from Off The Hook has become one of them. She was spotted chantting Hummmmmmm Ala Chuck while chasing a RainBow spreeder bar. That was being towed by Non other then the catch of Lady Anglers liftime Her husban Chuck of Off the Hook !!!!!!!!!!

GOODNESS SAKES ALIVE Snap out of it !!!!!


Good Grief For the sake of Humanity I hope this madness stops !!!!!

[fishpicker]

I can see it now Tourney cable anonymous ............ Hello my name is Marty and I'm addicted to tourney cables spreaders bars.