The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

[LuckyLady]

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....



#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

[clt_capt]

#1a) You can slide one in the chamber anytime you want to

[Parsifal]

A gun very laughs if all you have is a .22 caliber pellet.

[Jay W]

all this boy talk led by a woman just seems odd. Good to know you can hang with the boys but, Really?

[rabcoman]

good stuff

[worldcat lemon]

A gun doesn't mind if you pump it even when you're out of ammo!

A gun doesn't need the slide greased everytime you want to use it!

A gun doesn't care if you pull the trigger early.....or later!

You don't have to snuggle after you've shot......the gun that is.

[LuckyLady]

all this boy talk led by a woman just seems odd. Good to know you can hang with the boys but, Really?

I find just as much humor in women as most do. I am one of them in my own ways but never annoying enough to be categorized with the rest of them.

Guess you really just have to know me to understand, why I am the way I am ...

Hanging with the boys is what I have done and I have heard my fair share of guy talk and dock talk to know the in's and out's of men