Three young women are at a cocktail party.

The conversation turns to their position in life, and it's
clear that they're trying to one-up each other.

The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French
Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the
others with a superior demeanor.

The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new
Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.

Young woman number three says, "Well, to be perfectly
honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't
have many material possessions. However, one thing I
can tell you about my husband is that fourteen canaries
can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erection."

After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says,
"Girls, I've got a confession to make: I was just trying
to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you
about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my
folks' house in Terre Haute for two weeks."

The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's
not a Mercedes; it's a Plymouth."

"Well, I've got a confession to make myself: Canary number
fourteen has to stand on one leg."