Think before you agree

[seabass]

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute,
really hot
> girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else.
>
> One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
"I'll
> give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
>
> The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."
> Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the
floor, you
> bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
>
> She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with
her
> boyfriend.... so she called him and explained the situation.
>
> Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really
fast.
> He won't even be able to get his pants down."
>
> She agreed and accepts the proposal.
>
> Over half an hour go es by and the boyfriend is still waiting
for his
> girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks
> what happened....?
>
> Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The ******* had
all
> quarters!"
>
> Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in
it's
> entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
>

[Chesney Land]

you guys are too funny. this is very good. after the last joke i just read this will be the last joke i read until next week due to my stitches. i should have known better than to read these until the stitches are out.