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    That's a good one.......perhaps it was raining when they put it up......

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    Laughing my ass off!!! Went right over his head too. I wonder if his mouth was open...?

    I was thinking he might have been playin me but did not want to say anything becasue peoples knowledge about snakes is so in fact poor I figured he may think that.


    Also snakes don't have penises or vagina/vulvas like humens male snakes have hemipenes which are housed in the cloaca the hemipenes do the job of humen testicals and the penis. And will come out of the cloaca when redy to mate(something like a erection).

    The female cloaca does the job of the humen vulva/vigina, this evolutionary trate has led me to believe that the sex of the snake is not decided/devolped entil much later in the snakes interutero/egg development then was preveously thought.
    Nice post, but what exactly is a "humen"? Is that a Yankee term?

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    Quote Originally Posted by don'thaveaboat View Post

    Nice post, but what exactly is a "humen"? Is that a Yankee term?
    In your words, you and your flappy doddle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusty279 View Post

    In your words, you and your flappy doddle.
    so what exactly is a doddle? some barely known newfangled reptilian reproductive organ like a vigina, i mean VAGINA? its really hard to take you seriously when you cant even spell basic words right. When your balls finally drop and you straighten up, come back

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    Quote Originally Posted by clt_capt View Post
    Something not learned at Texas A&M...
    Funny!! I have a ton of Aggie jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clt_capt View Post
    Something not learned at Texas A&M...
    and here I was before scrolling down to see the plywood thinking that someone was foolish enough to put the acronym "atm" on their building... Gotta get my mind out of the gutter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by don'thaveaboat View Post
    When your balls finally drop and you straighten up, come back
    YOU WANT TO SEE A PICTURE?


    And I spelled VAGINA, V A G I N A not V I G I N A and your are right about doodle and human.

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    The female cloaca does the job of the humen vulva/vigina, this evolutionary trate has led me to believe that the sex of the snake is not decided/devolped entil much later in the snakes interutero/egg development then was preveously thought.

    Not only does he need to learn to spell, he needs to learn to read what he writes....lol The red words are wrong....lol There are more but you get the drift...
    Last edited by Dusty279; 04-30-2009 at 07:35 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dusty279 View Post
    The female cloaca does the job of the humen vulva/vigina, this evolutionary trate has led me to believe that the sex of the snake is not decided/devolped entil much later in the snakes interutero/egg development then was preveously thought.

    Not only does he need to learn to spell, he needs to learn to read what he writes....lol The red words are wrong....lol There are more but you get the drift...



    Shut up,, I stoped using "bad" words what else do you want?
    What do you want to to do?

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