They Swabbed My Baloney...

[Deep C]

TSA in Lauderdale had a field day with me and Canyongear today. Jeeziz what theatrics... They ran my bag back and forth several times through the x-ray... Some power hungry kid, just doing his job had to inspect the odd shapes in the x ray. He dug deep and hit my mother load of cold cuts I was toting back to the boat. I'm not gonna fault him for doing his job and being thorough but come on dude... Its Oscar Mayer baloney... He swabbed the packaging... and it passed the test I was through...
Timmy though was still detained. I had the food. He had the toys... Man! TSA had never seen baits like these before. If that poor plastic had anything living on it its dead afterthe time they spent getting x rayed, scanned, probed and poked. Hell the newest addition to the family even had me saying "wow!"... Sworn to secrecy until after we pull it and tune it but I gotta say I'm bowled over impressed... Lets just say it had a full body cavity search...

[babalaza]

Lets just say it had a full body cavity search...

I don't even..

[scattered_grass]

I had my baloney swabbed one time....not fun.

[mad dog bite]

Ahh what a bunch of baloney...LOL

[cravertosu]

I had my baloney swabbed one time....not fun.

What?!!

How can you not like having your baloney swabbed?!!

[Big Fish Billy]

I brought a piece of coral home from Ross Perot's private beach one time, that had the x-ray machine in a quandry....after putting my bag through a dozen times, I asked the kid what was wrong...he said something looked suspicious...I told him it was a rock........

[clt_capt]

I had my baloney swabbed one time....not fun.

Dude - wear a raincoat if you're gonna hang around with that kinda girl - Penicillin won't kill some of that stuff

[marlin magnet]

My Bologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my bologna has a second name it

[The Codfather]

Probably the nitrates in the preservatives set off the explosive detectors.

"A transparent white crystalline compound, KNO3, used to pickle meat and in the manufacture of pyrotechnics, explosives, matches, rocket propellants, and fertilizers. Also called saltpeter."

http://www.answers.com/topic/potassium-nitrate

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