They Caught The Prick!!!

[Deep C]

Thanksgiving in a community just north of me there was an awful nutso crime. Some deranged whack job shot up his family, executing a six year old girl as she slept, an aging aunt and a couple sisters... This maggot has been on the run and tonight they got him!
Hiding in south Islamorada (Long Key) they finally dug him out from under the rock he was hunkered under... I wish they'ld skip the needle and just drop a 9 in the brain stem but we're too "civilized" to do that. Maybe we'll get lucky and sombody will swap the vile of anisthetic they pump for one full of tobasco...
Anyway our neighborhood and his family can finally get some rest. Good riddance!

[jaws]

Saw that AMW last nite, Glad they caught him.

[Deep C]

I guess that the motel clerk where he was hole up saw it too. His car was covered and the clerk took a peek. Reports say he was tazed... Too bad they didn't leave the switch on.
Things happened fast after they caught him. Monroe county wanted no part of him and he was transported directly back to Palm Beach...Again I wish they'ld give him a couple days in general population but we the people are gonna have to suck it up and pay for a private room.
The little girls father expressed his disappointment that they took him alive too. Now the poor bugger is gonna have to sit through a zillion days of trial and relive the horror over and over...