Texas DRINKING RULE

[74Formula233]

Texas DRINKING RULE

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so
cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America

[Andaman Andy]

Amen

[youngsaltydog]

Texas DRINKING RULE

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so
cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."

The Texas boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't
have to drink with the same ones twice."

God Bless America

You should have said the red neck from Texas. The one thing you did was generalize all the people from Texas as uneducated.

[Trojan Joe]

If a man and a woman get divorced in West Virginia, are they still legally brother and sister?

[sea scape]

Hahahaha... good one Eric

youngsaltydog- Texas Rednecks can't hold a candle to Alabama Rednecks when it comes to being uneducated

[74Formula233]

LOL, hell I'm neutral here...I'm a RI redneck LOLOL....

I just thought it was funny

[youngsaltydog]

Hahahaha... good one Eric

youngsaltydog- Texas Rednecks can't hold a candle to Alabama Rednecks when it comes to being uneducated

The one thing about Texans is they will give you the shirt off there back to help you out.

[youngsaltydog]

LOL, hell I'm neutral here...I'm a RI redneck LOLOL....

I just thought it was funny

Formula, I didn’t want you to take my comment in the wrong context. The only reason that I said that was we are all a happy family here and some people on the WWW might take things the wrong way.

[sea scape]

The one thing about Texans is they will give you the shirt off there back to help you out.

I'm a Texan I grew up on Surfside beach..... just transplanted in Alabama

[youngsaltydog]

I'm a Texan I grew up on Surfside beach..... just transplanted in Alabama

My dad was born and raised in Dallas, and my uncle lives in Corpus Christi where I visit every year.