Teabaggers are now the Nipple of the Mammary Gland Party

[marine4003]

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[islandshark633]

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her,

"If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed.

"Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow
the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out,
and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."


She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

[Tricia Lynn]

looks like the "nipples" are standing up and stronger everyday

From a more Liberal source to satisfy Zummie

http://www.quinnipiac.edu/x1295.xml?ReleaseID=1478

[worldcat lemon]

I would have to say that even a kid can see through the liberal concept of "take from those who work hard and give it to those who hardly work". Not to say that all homeless are capable of working, some have true mental problems, but many could put down their signs and go stand somewhere else and be a productive tax paying citizen.

Great thought

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she
grows up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her,

"If you were President, what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."
Her parents beamed.

"Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow
the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50.

Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out,
and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house."


She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do
the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.