Sunday Sports Humor

[trollman]

reminds me of the guys that i grew up with:

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role
> model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to
> me. I wan' all the kids to copulate me."
>
> New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the
> upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards,
> whichever comes first."
>
> And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say "I'd run
> over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the
> Raiders said "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
>
> Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach,
> John Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
>
> Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann,
> 1996: "N obody in football should be called a genius. A
> genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
>
> Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
> "I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it
> takes."
>
> Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach: "You guys
> line up alphabetically by height." And, "You guys pair up
> in groups of three, then line up in a circle."
>
> Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again
> with promoter Don King: "Why would anyone expect him to
> come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton."
>
> Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training
> regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up
> at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
>
> Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player,
> explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appea red nervous at
> practice: "My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm
> going to be an uncle or an aunt."
>
> Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I
> told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
> apathy?' He said, "'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
>
> Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting
> what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
> "Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on
> one subject."
>
> Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when
> asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road
> trips, Phillips responded: "Because she is too d____ ugly
> to kiss good-bye".

[shoefish]

>
> Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player: "I
> told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or
> apathy?' He said, "'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'"
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This one got me. LOL

[Sweet Caroline]

You beat me to it. I got this other day and was going to put it up myself. It is a shame that there are people out there that can actually make comments like that. Pretty damn funny.

[Squidnation]

Two of my favorites - Shak - "thats final, period..........P-E-R-I...............D?

Dexter Manly - "The NFL needs to be run like the United States not like them communist countries like West Germany."

Then again - We have this Einstein

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

[shoefish]

Bill-
Thanks...I think that I'm now dummer (that's a word ) for having listened to that

[trollman]

she is soooo pretty, but sooo dumb!

[CharlieO]

My High School English Teacher/Basketball Coach to my friends mother "Mrs. Smith, Joe played a well game".

[OUTCAST1]

True story:

Before George Rogers won the Heisman, his coach was on national TV with a sports commentator, reviewing the game clips of George's performance.

Sports Commentator: "Look at that guy run! He don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear'"!

Coach: "I been looking at his grades-lotta words George don't know the meaning of."

[trollman]

My High School English Teacher/Basketball Coach to my friends mother "Mrs. Smith, Joe played a well game".

imagine an English teacher don't know the verbs from the adjectives from the adverbs. she probably ruined generations of kids!