Sunday Joke...

[Dave Sikorski]

> > >> It was the first day of a school in the USA and a
> > new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered
> > the fourth grade.
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> The teacher said, "Let's begin by
> > reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me
> > Liberty , or give me Death'?"
> > >>
> > >> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
> > Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry,
> > 1775' he said.
> > >>
> > >> 'Very good!'
> > >>
> > >> Who said 'Government of the People, by the
> > People, for the People, shall not perish from the
> > Earth?'
> > >>
> > >> Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
> > 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
> > >>
> > >> The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you
> > should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country,
> > knows more about its history than you do.'
> > >>
> > >> She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the
> > Indians,'
> > >>
> > >> 'Who said that?' she demanded.
> > Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
> > >>
> > >> 'General Custer, 1862.'
> > >>
> > >> At that point, a student in the back said,
> > 'I'm gonna puke.'
> > >>
> > >> The teacher glares around and asks 'All right!
> > Now, who said that?'
> > >>
> > >> Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the
> > Japanese Prime Minister, 1991..'
> > >>
> > >> Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah?
> > Suck this!'
> > >>
> > >> Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his
> > hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to
> > Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
> > >>
> > >> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You
> > little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill
> > you.'
> > >>
> > >> Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his
> > voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses
> > testifying against him- 2004.'
> > >>
> > >> The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered
> > around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit,
> > we're screwed!'
> > >>
> > >> And Chandrasekhar said quietlly, "I think it
> > was the American people, November 4, 2008."



Happy Sunday.

-D

[fmoore]

Thanks for the laugh. That was a good one.

[don'thaveaboat]

HAHAHA o my FING god STOP ALL THESE POSTS RIGHT NOW THEY ARE IDIOTIC AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL

[seapower]

Dave, I must say I got a good chuckle outta that one myself.Thanks,Frank

[Dave Sikorski]

HAHAHA o my FING god STOP ALL THESE POSTS RIGHT NOW THEY ARE IDIOTIC AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Are you serious? I normally just keep my mouth shut when it comes to the very few members on here that just waste bandwidth, but I just can't this time.

God is a proper name, therefore it is capitalized no matter where it is used in a sentence. I do know you are an atheist, but that doesn't change the capitalization rules of the English language.

Less posting and more learning little fella.

-D

[Agitated88]

> > >> It was the first day of a school in the USA and a
> > new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian

Happy Sunday.

-D

Good one Dave.

[don'thaveaboat]

Are you serious? I normally just keep my mouth shut when it comes to the very few members on here that just waste bandwidth, but I just can't this time.

God is a proper name, therefore it is capitalized no matter where it is used in a sentence. I do know you are an atheist, but that doesn't change the capitalization rules of the English language.

Less posting and more learning little fella.

-D

Sorry about that I did not mean to I was just holding down shift but then I changed to caps lock and forgot to change that.

[Tenacious]

I like that one Dave

[nautiduck]

HAHAHA o my FING god STOP ALL THESE POSTS RIGHT NOW THEY ARE IDIOTIC AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL

Actually thats very funny! I imagine that you would be one of the silent masses in that class (oh wait I forgot, you dont go to class) since you seem to spend so much time on the net obviously your parents arent doing a very good job with your home schooling..

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

He kinda said he was sorry. Dave that was a good one. Hey man where have you been? Haven't heard from you in a while. Glad you are still upright and breathing.

Capt Tom