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A guy is 56 years old and loves*to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say,*

"Pick me up."He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,"Pick me up."*

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.*

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"*

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up,then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. *

"I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"*

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.*

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."*

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."*

With age comes wisdom. Cardinal Joe