Subject: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

[Cardinal Joe]

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Subject: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER







Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he

Uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,

Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

[flatbottom]

Every time I read or here that joke,,,I can see my pop on the construction site at break time. Telling the gang that very joke.....Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It was funny then and funny today. LOL

good one joe.

[ejstenger]

Good one,HA!HA!

[phrog46]

LMAO! Another good one Joe