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    If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy? clt_capt's Avatar
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    The stimulus bill explained...

    It's a slow day in a small country town and the streets are deserted.

    Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

    A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the local motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

    As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.

    The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

    The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

    The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

    No one produced anything...

    No one earned anything...

    However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, Is how a Stimulus Package works.

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Big Fish Billy's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by clt_capt View Post
    It's a slow day in a small country town and the streets are deserted.

    Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

    A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the local motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

    As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.

    The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

    The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

    The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich tourist will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveller comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

    No one produced anything...

    No one earned anything...

    However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, Is how a Stimulus Package works.
    Ok I guess...but if Uncle Sammie is the rich tourist...how is he going to get his $100 back?..This advanced math is tough....

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space NY Bearhunter's Avatar
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    WITH MORE TAXES...

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    is anyone here rich..i mean stupid rich ??? Ok..give me half your money..Thanks..now i dont need to find a job..now i dont need to do anything..but ask for more money.Work??? why??i have all i need right here,free medical..free money..free home..free food..free childcare.
    Any incentive i might of had to be a productive member of society,went out the window when i realized i can obtain ANYTHING i want, for free from uncle sam..and all you hard working ,tax paying suckers can keep paying my way..FOR FREE!!

    Obama's Posse.

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    Is the Hotel guy GM ??? ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY Bearhunter View Post
    WITH MORE TAXES...
    I guess I'll keep getting my stimulus out of a rum bottle....

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