southern hicks

[whowantstoknow]

Relax, in general " in my expierience, which isn't much " even the prettiest southern women greet you with a hello or hi ya'll. NOT ALL, BUT MANY, nothern ladies will not even say hello to you if you were to greet them. I am sorry for the way I expressed my thoughts because i was trying to do two things at once. I did not mean it towards every woman up north. I know for a fact that I am not the only man to think this way. At least I'll admit it. Try saying hello to a ladie walking down the street in N.Y.C. and then try in Louisanna or N.C. Again, there are plenty of beautiful, nice women up north but it seems like down south almost everyone is much more courteous. That's all I'm trying to say.

I didnt mean to come off upset ...i have to learn to put more smiley faces...you got to know me to understand me i guess (oops i guess my northern girl came out!!!) - i replied to the whole post with a smile on my face, the one good thing about us northern girls is that it takes alot to get us upset

I have to agree to your point though - southren girls are more apt to be friendly to strangers - we northern girls are more inclined to keep our tough guy faces on. - why that is i have no idea, maybe its in the water??

[Gibzilla]

I've lived in the Dirty Jerz basically all my life. I can't say that i am southern hick even though Deep South Jersey is actually below the Mason Dixon line. Can't really say that i am northern tough guy either. Deep South Jersey is it own weird place were we have both southerners and northerners coexisting.

Anyway, my favorite southern past time is rippin some PBRs. Brings me right back to hangin in NC with them good ole boys and southern bells down there.

[whowantstoknow]

I've lived in the Dirty Jerz basically all my life. I can't say that i am southern hick even though Deep South Jersey is actually below the Mason Dixon line. Can't really say that i am northern tough guy either. Deep South Jersey is it own weird place were we have both southerners and northerners coexisting.

Anyway, my favorite southern past time is rippin some PBRs. Brings me right back to hangin in NC with them good ole boys and southern bells down there.

Oh shiiii - You just brought up a touchy subject ....the mason dixon line is debatable

[Gibzilla]

Oh shiiii - You just brought up a touchy subject ....the mason dixon line is debatable

I know that the mason dixon line is debatable. However, Historically and geographically it would run right across southern NJ. Not saying this is any indication of anyone living in that area is a "southerner". Just saying we live below that line. South Jersey is a world away from any thing above Atlantic City.

[Capt. Stu]

Hate to jump in with my opinion but if your kinfolk didn't "wear the Grey", you're a Yankee regardless of where born.........................A whole bunch of bluebellies carpet bagged down here during and after the War

[whowantstoknow]

Hate to jump in with my opinion but if your kinfolk didn't "wear the Grey", you're a Yankee regardless of where born.........................A whole bunch of bluebellies carpet bagged down here during and after the War

LMFAO!! - thats the best opinion ive heard in a while!

[Gibzilla]

i hate to tell ya but my "kinfolk" were in Italy and Poland during the Civil War. My family didn't come over here until the late 1890s to early 1900s.

[Boston Whaler]

You know your a southern hick when.......

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive.

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.


22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls -- and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.

[Ace1st]

NOW THAT WASNT VERY NICE!