Southern fun and I was bored

[TimW Texas]

So I call a local eye doctors office and by the way my wife works there. I knew that the receptionist would answer. It is no secret I live in the south and with a southern slang. I said Mam I have glaucoma,diabetes and diarrhea ( She says oh my)and you thank them doctor's can wright me a subscription for that medical marijuana.(She say, a what) I say a sub-scription She lost it and started laughing so hard she could no longer speak and I'm saying Mam ,Mam I need a subscription Then I let her off the hook and ask for my wife. My wife calls me back and says what did you do. I give her a great answer. What, I just need a subscription. It made there day

[Captain Michael Buffington]

So I call a local eye doctors office and by the way my wife works there. I knew that the receptionist would answer. It is no secret I live in the south and with a southern slang. I said Mam I have glaucoma,diabetes and diarrhea ( She says oh my)and you thank them doctor's can wright me a subscription for that medical marijuana.(She say, a what) I say a sub-scription She lost it and started laughing so hard she could no longer speak and I'm saying Mam ,Mam I need a subscription Then I let her off the hook and ask for my wife. My wife calls me back and says what did you do. I give her a great answer. What, I just need a subscription. It made there day

welcome to the party!

Mike

[clt_capt]

I'm sure a subscription won't be covered by the new healthcare plan, but that's funny stuff

[bigfish4me]

Can I get a subscription....I seem to be suffering from anal glaucoma.....I cant see my ass getting anything done today...may as well puff ...puff ... Pass

[jaws]

So I call a local eye doctors office and by the way my wife works there. I knew that the receptionist would answer. It is no secret I live in the south and with a southern slang. I said Mam I have glaucoma,diabetes and diarrhea ( She says oh my)and you thank them doctor's can wright me a subscription for that medical marijuana.(She say, a what) I say a sub-scription She lost it and started laughing so hard she could no longer speak and I'm saying Mam ,Mam I need a subscription Then I let her off the hook and ask for my wife. My wife calls me back and says what did you do. I give her a great answer. What, I just need a subscription. It made there day

Are you kin to Willie P. Richardson? That was Funny.

[Agitated88]

If you need any more inspiration try one of Roy D. Mercer's phone pranks.



or

[seapower]

Called one time to my mother's office and left a message at the "front desk", Please tell Mrs. ------ That her "implant's" are ready!!! Didn't say they were tooth " implant's". Caused quite a stir. Frank

[gottaflylee]

Good one Tim and welcome to the NUT house, you'll fit right in...

[Robja]

Good one Tim and welcome to the NUT house, you'll fit right in...

I would say he is fitting in nicely.

[Hatterized]

Tim....good stuff.....nuffin wrong with a good laff....