Once, when the future wife and I were still dating I left her an answering machine message (yes, we're that old) as a.... ahem.... tech support guy from another country who had gotten the wrong number and was most apologetic. She ran around telling all her co-workers about this bizzare call she had gotten.

Granted, she's an easy mark. But every once in a while the creative gene strikes.

Welcome to SFC Tim. C'mon in, take off your clothes and set for a spell.