Sometimes I will admit I do Stupid Shit

[teddyp]

Nice I hear you might become president of the stupidasshit.com

ps John is a personal friend of mine no need to get snippy there buddy...

That doesn't even make sense. What?

[Admin]

Lowtide when you get a chance write one up for me so i can see it.

You and hubris no doubt have the mind for it.

[gottaflylee]

This site is great, I just laughed my a$$ off at some of the videos...

[lowtide]

Nice I hear you might become president of the stupidasshit.com

ps John is a personal friend of mine no need to get snippy there buddy...

Mary, if I take you out for a night on the town, and I get drunk, would you grope me ?????
Just curious. I guess i want to see if Im a whore with booz in me.....

[lowtide]

Lowtide when you get a chance write one up for me so i can see it.

You and hubris no doubt have the mind for it.

but is foul language allowed???

[lowtide]

Lowtide when you get a chance write one up for me so i can see it.

You and hubris no doubt have the mind for it.

how about this one ---



Vegas:



Again, Las Vegas over the last two days did not let me down.

*Ordered in-room coffee at the Hilton Tuesday morning. The bill was $9.23 for a small pot. I wrote in three dollars for a tip. When I handed the ticket back to the porter, he looked at it and said "Well, that's OK I guess"! I asked him if he wanted me to zero out the $3.00 and left saying "Have a nice day" in a snotty voice. I almost threw the pot at him!

*Sitting at a Wheel-of-Fortune about 2:00AM. Some bimbo comes up to me and says "Are you alone"? I looked at her and said "I will be as soon as you leave"! These casino whores are like rats!

*In the cab back to the airport, the driver pulled over at the AA door. The fare was $11.20. I handed him $15 (Ten and a five) and said thank you. He turned to me and said "Did you mean to hand me two tens"? I said "FUCK NO, MY CHANGE PLEASE"!

I'm sorry, I don't visit Vegas to line the pockets of people that don't have better educations to get out of their service jobs.

I should have checked the price of the whore? Would gratuity be included or extra?

[92 feet down]

But this time I did a really smart thing.

I bought Stupid Shit Dot Com
http://stupidshit.com

Site is just temporary but I can promise you I will put up a good site and bring you nothing but stupid shit.

What A proud day, Cant wait to choose who's products will make my Stupid Shit Award each month.

John, if I had a video camera back in High School I could've followed you around, & there'd be a limitless supply of material for stupidshit.com!

[bigfish4me]

10 January 2009, Pennsylvania) An embarrassed and seriously injured 17-year-old initially claimed that an explosive had been planted in his backpack by persons unknown. However, police investigators soon extracted the truth from the feckless teen.
He found an M-80 explosive at his grandmother's house, took it to his room to examine it, and began to repeatedly light and extinguish the fuse. During one of these cycles the fuse would not go out, so he jammed the red cardboard tube between his thighs and covered it with his hand to muffle the explosion. This plan was less successful than he had hoped.

Commonly thought to be a quarter stick of dynamite, M80's (according to pyrouniverse.com) actually contain flash powder rather than TNT, and only 1/50 the amount--just under 3 grams. Used by the U.S. Military to simulate grenade explosions, M80's were outlawed in 1966 under the Child Protection Act.

They are not safe enough to be detonated by the average man on the average street, let alone by the average 17-year-old. One loud KABOOM! later, our junior pyrotechnics specialist had lost his right hand, right leg, and--very likely--his right to reproduce, earning him a living Darwin Award.




Talk about one stupid shit.......it just goes to show you eventually the really dumb....sterilize themselves all on their own,

[bigfish4me]

Definitly some stupid shit right here.......