SOMETHING WRONG HERE

[Russell A. Jost]

Lets see if I got this right:

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely
If you cross the Afghan border illegally you get shot
If you cross ths Saudia Arabian illegally you will be jailed
If you cross the Chinese borded illegally you may never be heard from again
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot



If you cross the US border illegally you:

get a job
a drivers license
a social security card
welfare
food stamps
credit card
subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
free education
free health care
a lobbyist in Washington
and in some cases you can vote


I am sure I missed a few but my definition of socialism is; A state in which the goverment runs out of other peoples money.

[seapower]

Well what do you expect us to do ??? Send them back home ??? I mean it's only right to STEAL from the middle class (in the form of taxes) and give to the undeserving isn't it ??? I mean, what are you thinking ??? You vile, in-humane, sorry excuse for a Liberal, oop's may have just crossed the line with that one Frank

[clt_capt]

No habla englais

[scattered_grass]

No habla englais

That's fine, we'll learn your language and print instructions in your language to better accommodate your needs. Never-mind English! Didn't you know this is good ole' America, where we satisfy everyone's needs but those of AMERICANS! We want to make you welcome here!

[Big Fish Billy]

No habla englais

You're In!! Step right up....son, we're glad to see ya.......

[Fritz]

It would be funny, if it weren't true. Bet the house they will grant amnesty before the 2010 election as a method for retaining power.