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    So you think your Womam is cheating, uh?

    If you're a good ole redneck, no need to hire to Private Eye, investigator, etc.

    MikeLPL told us this story of him and a buddy in school who thought his woman was cheating on him. I got so tickled, I thought I would share it with all here.

    So you think the ***** is galavanting around on ya huh? If you are from the rural south you either have, or know someone that does have, all that is necessary to do your own Dragnet.

    Get your coon/deer dog tracking devise and put the collar under the babe's front seat. When she goes out, pick up your buddy, a 6-pack and track her ass right on down with the homing device.

    If that ain't Country, I kiss David Alan Coe's ass.

    And who said Country boys ain't smart?

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    hahaha Glenn...thats awesome. That would actually work too Shes just gona start wondeirng what the hell that beeping noise is. You know...im just gona have to get together with some of the dog runners and test this out!

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    That is too funny........ Being I live in Alabama I can see some of those good ole redneck men actually doint this. hahaha

    dont forget the women could do the same thing, lol

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    Remember that handheld GPS can be used for lots of things, not just navigating on water. How you looked under your seat today? Been somewhere you don't want someone to know about?

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    LMAO !

    I AM STILL HURTING FROM HEARING MIKE'S STORY!!! IT DON'T GET ANY MORE REDNECK THAN THAT!!!

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    If that ain't Country, I kiss David Alan Coe's ass.


    That's a great line, Glenn

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    hahaha it would soo work

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    They Beep differently when they have a bear or something Tree-d. What do think it means when that hidden collar starts beeping differently?

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    True Strory !!!!!

    We were only in High School at the time and saved for a while to buy two Tracking collars and a receiver box. Soon after we bought the collars my hunting buddy thought his girl Friend was cheating on him. He went to her house that afternoon placed the collar in her car and waited. That night she told my buddy that she was going out with a friend just didn't tell him her friend was guy. Those things took us right to the guys house. As you can all imagine we still laugh about this 18 yrs later. I think he still has the collar it was the one thing that prevented him from marrying this girl.

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