So the husband gets a call from the hospital

**Squidnation** · 10-27-2005 05:41 PM

The doctor says you need to get down here right away. Its about your wife and it is not good news. The husband rushes to the hospital where the doctor is waiting at the door. The Doctor says," first of all, she is going to live". The husband sighs and says thank God. But then the doctor adds," But she is going to depend on you for the rest of her life, you will have to feed her, change her diaper, dress her, give her medications, bathe her, everything." The husbands stands their weeping, " I don't think I can do this, I don't know if I am capable of such responsibilty" The doctor puts his arm around the husband and says, " I'm just fu(king with you.. she's dead.

**John Rogers** · 10-27-2005 05:45 PM

Good one

**Mrs. Crabbs** · 10-27-2005 05:56 PM

**Capt-D** · 10-27-2005 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs. Crabbs

Spoken like a wife!

-D

**Karl Sr.** · 10-28-2005 08:42 AM

NOW....that's funny!

**sportfish_1** · 10-29-2005 05:43 PM

That was a great one !

**sea scape** · 10-29-2005 05:51 PM

You need a

for that one.

Surfergirl

**Glenn W** · 10-29-2005 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Surfergirl2967

You need a

for that one.

Surfergirl

Don't go there Glenn

**TheChumStain** · 10-29-2005 06:34 PM

Two guys fishin below a roadway, they have been doin this once a week for 25 years without missing a scheduled trip. While sitting in their boat a line of cars go by above and the one guy stands up, takes off his hat and holds it over his chest until all the cars go by then picks up his rod and starts fishin again. His buddy looks over and say Joe for 25 years I have never seen you do anything but have a few beers, eat a few snacks and talk about sports, what got into you just then. He looks at his buddy and said thats the least I could do she was a good wife.

**sea scape** · 10-29-2005 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by TheChumStain

Two guys fishin below a roadway, they have been doin this once a week for 25 years without missing a scheduled trip. While sitting in their boat a line of cars go by above and the one guy stands up, takes off his hat and holds it over his chest until all the cars go by then picks up his rod and starts fishin again. His buddy looks over and say Joe for 25 years I have never seen you do anything but have a few beers, eat a few snacks and talk about sports, what got into you just then. He looks at his buddy and said thats the least I could do she was a good wife.

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