A SLOW JOKE...

[NY Bearhunter]

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three
entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.
When the usher came by and
noticed this, he whispered to the
cowboy, 'Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed
one seat.'

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The
usher became more impatient: 'Sir,
if you don't get up from there I'm going to
have to call the manager.'

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The
usher marched briskly back up the
aisle, and in a moment he returned with the
manager. Together the two of
them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy,
but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police. The Texas
Ranger surveyed the situation
briefly then asked, 'All right buddy what's
your name?'

'Fred,' the cowboy moaned.

'Where ya from, Fred?' asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without
moving a muscle, Fred said
.....................


'...the balcony...'

[gottaflylee]

Thanks, that is great!