Skunk

[seabass]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the sh!t out of him died at the scene.

[hotrodmarlin]

thats a good one!

[fredhead]

There was once a man who had gained favor in God’s sight. The Lord came to the man one day and spoke, “Son, I am well pleased with you. Name whatever it is you wish, and it will be granted unto you.” The man was momentarily taken back by God’s generosity. He quickly pondered, and then thought of what it was that he wanted.

“Lord”, he spoke. “I would like to have a bridge built to Hawaii. That way, any time I want to go to Hawaii, I can simply drive. I really hate to fly, and this bridge would enable for me to get there without flying.

After reflecting upon this request, He responded, “I am the maker of the heavens and the earth. This thing you ask is not beyond my grasp. However, do you really think it prudent? Although it can be done, it would require more concrete than your largest city. The engineering would have to account for ocean stresses never encountered before. And the drive to Hawaii itself would take days to complete. Are you sure this is what you want?”

The man considered the wisdom of God. He thought about what the Lord had just said, then he responded, “Oh Lord, I accept your counsel. I do not want to waste your gift on frivolousness. May I have a week to think this over and figure out what it is that I really want?”

God said, “You have spoken wisely. Of course you may have a week to consider.”

A week later, the Lord revisited the man, saying, “Now is your time to decide what it is you want Me to grant to you. Have you changed your mind?”

The man replied, “Oh heavens yes. The thing I really want from you, Lord, is to know everything there is to know about women. I want to know what makes them laugh, what makes them cry. I want to know what they are thinking, why they do the things they do. Basically, I want to know what makes them tick.”

For the next several minutes, God was silent. Then finally, He spoke, “So, was that a two-lane bridge or a four-lane bridge that you wanted?”

FredHead
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Just Relaxin'

[clt_capt]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?"

"Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the sh!t out of him died at the scene.

I think I knew her...

[seabass]

I think I knew her...

I think any man worth his salt has known her , and a few of her friends When in doubt , don't go south with the mouth .