The "SHERIFF" and the wild west........

[Ace1st]

SHERIFF: How bout cha SHADOW!

Deputy SHADOW: Go Head!

SHERIFF: We got 10-17 in progress we got a 10-17 in progress.

Deputy SHADOW: Where at SHERIFF? Im on it!

SHERIFF: Over in W2MW you idiot! Where you been, sleepin on the job again I guess.

DEPUTY SHADOW: No Sir SHERIFF, Im on the call. I, I,I stirin the pot over in MIX it UP!

SHERIFF: Get your skinny wannabe butt in there and straiten them disorderlies out. Im tired of all this....you spose to be handlin all this. Looks like im gonna have to do my own dirty work!

DEPUTY SHADOW: NAW Sheriff, Im on it, Im on it! Let me Let me!! Captain Kangaroo, HUBCAP and them others aint gonna hinder me Sheriff, Im on it! I can handle them unrulies! Their juss JEALOUS thats all Sheriff and Ill expose them into doin a 10-11. Then we'll have um!

SHERIFF: You better get on it NOW! You NITWIT! And quit tellin people Im a LEGEND all the time. Thats gettin old..you sound like a stalker! OOOOOH.....now theres a 10-35 in Big Game. GAAALLLL LLEEE you cant you do anything right!! DAG NABBITT SHADOW!! I knew when MOMA dropped you on your head it would leave a mark!!

DEPUTY SHADOW: 10-4 Sorry Sheriff... what can I do? Tell me... Tell me and Im on it!

SHERIFF: Get over there give a 10-19 with a alpha 7 to that know it all KNot for Shore and if that dont work make 10-90.

DEPUTY SHADOW: UUUUUUH SHERIFF.....whats a alpha 7?

SHERIFF: DAGNABBITT SHADOW.....jus get in there and get something done!!

[hubris 1]

Ace, I want to be hubcap! But we need to be careful, He learned everything out west, broke a wagon wheel and guitar string from what i can tell. Just remember, he's smarter than the average mule deer.

[Ace1st]

Lets just hope the SHERIFF gave 1 bullet. He'd have to get us in a line then.

[Deep C]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hArM3DL4EPg

[knot for shore]

YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME ACE!!

THAT WRIT THERE'S FUNNY READEN!

BY DA WAY, I HEARD OVER AT THE POKY THEY DON'T HAVES NO DOORS ON DA CELLS..........

[Ace1st]

They got doors, just don't lock them.

[Hatterized]

LMAO.....AceMan.....that is a SFC classic.....

Festus here reporting in......Marshall Matt Dillon said to come on down to the Dry Gulch Saloon and he'll buy u beer or sasparilla....NO Diet Dr Pepper.....

[Ace1st]

SHERIFF: DISPATCH.....where the heck is that DEPUTY SHADOW? OVER.....

DISPATCH: BREAKER BREAKER ....SHERIFF....last we heard he was in HIJACKED THREAD "STIRIN YOUR TURD POT" said it was almost done and would be served shortly.

SHERIFF: GET THAT NITWIT OUTA THERE.....DONT HE KNOW HES BRINGIN TO MUCH NEGATIVE PUBLICITY TO ME. DAAAAGGG NAABBITT......I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN! ILL NEVER GET RE ELECTED WITH HIM AROUND HERE!!

DEPUTY SHADOW: BREAKER BREAKER......Go head Sheriff.....i'm on the beat. Over.....

SHERIFF: DEPUTY GET YOUR LITTLE MULE DEER KILLIN BACKSIDE BUTT OVER HERE OR YOU GONNA BE WORKIN FOR THAT SEPTIC TANK CLEANING SERVICE AGAIN.

DEPUTY SHADOW: BREAKER BREAKER........BUT Brother, friend......uh I mean Sheriff Im tryin to do what you told me.

SHERIFF:NEVERMIND WHAT I TOLD YOU....YOU NITWIT WE GOTA REDIRECT.......THE FEDS ARE INVESTIGATIN AND i GOTTA CLEAN UP THE YARD FOR THEY GET HERE. OVER!

DEPUTY SHADOW: BREAKER BREAKER SHERIFF.......IM ON IT, UUUUHHH SHERIFF OVER.....

SHERIFF:YES SHADOW WHAT CHA WANT!!OVER....

DEPUTY SHADOW: IF THIS ALL WORKS OUT WITH SIGNAL 7 AND THE 10-11.......CAN I CLEAN YOUR PLANER ROD? PLEASE.....

SHERIFF: YOU JUST GET OVER HERE NOW .......YOU GONNA HAVE PLENTY TO CLEAN UP WITHOUT THE PLANER ROD YOU NITWIT........

DEPUTY SHADOW: BREAKER BREAKER.......I'LL BE RIGHT OVER SHERIFF........

[knot for shore]

I'M TALKLESS!!

ACE...... I FEEL A HIT SHOW COMING YOUR WAY. OVER.....

[sportfishingusa]

and deputy you dumb butt, dont forget to polish the mantazas! lol