SHERIFF: BREAKER BREAKER DISPATCH......SEND DEPUTY SHADOW BY THE BACK FORTY PRONTO...CODE WORD DEATH FROM ABOVE...I REPEAT CODE WORD DEATH FROM ABOVE...OVER!
DISPATCH:10-4....WE'LL DO SHERIFF......
BREAKER BREAKER...THIS IS DISPATCH.....DEPUTY SHADOW.....SHERIFF SAID TO GET OVER TO THE BACK FORTY CODE WORD DEATH FROM ABOVE.......REPEAT DEATH FROM ABOVE OVER.......
DEPUTY SHADOW: OH @#$% DID HE SAY DEATH FROM ABOVE...OH @#$% DISPATCH SAID DEATH FROM ABOVE.....DAT MEANS I CAN GET MY PUMP PEA SHOOTER OUT DA TRUNK.....UUUUUUUWEEEEE THIS GONNA BE THE REAL DEAL. WONDER IF I CAN LOAD IT TOO?
DISPATCH: DEPUTY SHADOW DID YOU COPY?
DEPUTY SHADOW:10-4........NITWIT COPYS....UUUH I MEAN IM HEADED TO THE BACK FORTY.
SHERIFF: DISPATCH....... DISENGAGE DEPUTY SHADOW AND GIVE HIM THE CODE WORD BAHAMA BOB...OVER
DISPATCH: DEPUTY SHADOW......YOU COPY THAT TRAFFIC? I SAY BAHAMA BOB.....REPEAT BAHAMA BOB.........OVER
DEPUTY SHADOW: BAHAMA BOB.....@#$!#$% IT DAT MEANS I GOTTA PUT MY PEA SHOOTER BACK IN THE TRUNK. DANG IT DANG IT DANG IT!! IF I ONLY HAD GOTTEN THERE QUICKER........
SHERIFF: OH @#$% DIPATCH SECRETARY OF STATE HILLARY CLINTON JUS WALKED IN AND WANTS TO TALK TO US. AND SHE SAID SHE WOULDNT BE CHANNELIN HER HUSBAND EITHER IN THIS MEETING. SOMETHIN BOUT MAKIN ME THE INTERNET POLICIN CZAR.........OOOOOOWEEEEEEE THINGS ARE LOOKIN UP FOR US SHADOW......UUH I MEAN DEPUTY SHADOW. WE GOIN PLACES NOW WITH OBAMA AND MS.CLINTON. I KNEW WE WAS DESTINED FOR BID THINGS......OVER.
DEPUTY SHADOW: BUT BUT SHERIFF.....I TAUGHT WE WUS REPUBLICANS... OVER
SHERIFF: SHADOW......YOU SHUT YOUR BLACK HOLE AND GET OVER HERE PRONTO. WE GOTS WORK TO DO....OVER
DEPUTY SHADOW: EN ROUTE SHERIFF.............



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