Sexual Foreplay: What’s in It for Men?

[Capt_John]

I see this thread is gonna be another long one. I'm gonna stay out of this one though. The way my luck with women is, I could fall into a barrel of boobs and come out sucking my thumb.

[Deep C]

[QUOTE=whowantstoknow;370847]

Cougars can fish... I prefer lady anglers to be 100% honest. They don't have big swinging dick egos that get in the way of common sense and they have ears that work at least when when their ankles aren't covering them...
Now all you gotta do is figure out how to get a mother ship thats impossibly average looking and has baby blues.[/QUOTE]

in your words...aww baloney!!!.....the cougar thing was a joke. Honesty is always the best policy ..and common sense is a rare thing these days!

cougar = 40plus indepant successful woman who go after 20something year old men........i know you guys can relate !!!!!!!

i dont need blue eyes...i got radar!!! and ive tested it in the daylight. so i trust it in the fog!!!

I know what a cougar is... For that matter I'm well versed in all kinds of kitties. And ok I might be a tad past the 30s but I'm forever swatting the cougars away as it is.
If that radar was workin how is it you missed the Deep on his last slide by? Hmmmm.?

[Robja]

[QUOTE=Deep C;370937]

I know what a cougar is... For that matter I'm well versed in all kinds of kitties. And ok I might be a tad past the 30s but I'm forever swatting the cougars away as it is.
If that radar was workin how is it you missed the Deep on his last slide by? Hmmmm.?

Maybe you were on Stealth mode

[whowantstoknow]

[QUOTE=Robja;371016]

Maybe you were on Stealth mode

I love how that looks like i posted it!!!!

Depp is an undercover type abrotha!!!

[Robja]

I don't understand. my quote was a responese to deep yet it shows Jersey. Jersey quoted me and it shows deep. So what is up with that. Did those blue lazers screw up the forum?

[whowantstoknow]

sorry i forgot to turn my radar off while i was typing..my signal made everything go haywire

haha..and by blue lasers you mean deeps piercing blue eyes

[Robja]

could have been your radar that screwed everything up.

[Deep C]

Thats not it... She got to tremblin thinkin of me and shook the server off the wall...

[Cardinal Joe]

[QUOTE=Avenger;370674]Excerpt from my post in another thread:

"On a lighter note, we call the ragbaggers "Whistle Pissers." While we're at the fuel dock they come puttering up in their stick boats, then walk over and ask about the cost of diesel fuel. Then they whistle at the price and ask where the bathrooms are. They rarely buy anything."

100 % on the money !!!!!!!!!!!!! Cardinal Joe

[Cardinal Joe]

Joe, do you ram balls of barbed wire up your ass for 4 play ??

Not actually !!!!!!!!!! but i'll try anything once ? I would like you to show me first ,so I fully understand the technique ????? Cardinal Joe