"Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

[longfisher]

...pretty worked up when you drink, don't you?

"Longfinger, I was American-America-America...l, well one of those, division and I f'''up a lot of slopes before you were born. I cut the f***ing heads off and s++t down their necks and used ther rotting skulls as an ashtray for my Virginia Slims the rest of my life. I also skinned them like the Predator of the Arnold Schwartzenager movies and use it for lampshades in my house ever since. Not only that, I boiled their private parts in my booney hat over a fire made from pungi sticks I tore from my own flesh and ate their privates by the dozen for all three meals each day for my entire tour in "The Nam". I'm a bad MF and had plenty of boomboom while in country and you'd better not forget it."

Oh, well, thanks Private for that personal tour of your mendacity. With that story I genuinely appreciate why the country honored you so when you returned to the world (NOT). You're a very brave and honorable Christian soul without vice or fault for your heineous actions during the war (after all, God made you do it) and I applaud your service to the country.

Funny though, I seem to recall the Americal Division having a bit of trouble with discipline in the Nam. Hmmm, old neurons firing again...actually sputtering a bit. But I'm sure I'll recall with time.

Best of luck with your PTSD counseling.

Oh, despite your hot headedness there's one fact you need to embrace...I don't lie, not here, not anywhere.

LongFisher

[longfisher]

...someone who served with the most malignant unit in all of Vietnam. Didn't you guys do a lot of fragging as a result of too much drugs and cowardice?

Let me see. Somewhere in my clippings I have some...Oh, here they are. I have a vague recollection of your units incohesion during a fight, particularly near the end of the war. Yes. Yes. Here it is.

http://flag.blackened.net/revolt/fre...ass_brass.html

And, here's a quote from the article extoling your virtues as fighting men:

"In the Americal Division, plagued by poor morale, fraggings during 1971 were estimated to be running around one a week. War equipment was sabotaged and destroyed. By 1972 roughly 300 anti-war and anti-military newspapers, with names like Harass the Brass, All Hands Abandon Ship and Star Spangled Bummer had been put out by enlisted people in the Division."

And here's an assesement of your Americoward Division by a real Marine:

"From what I have read the Americal was one of the late war draftee divisions that suffered from very low morale and a high incidence of fragging, drug abuse etc...definitely not an elite unit.
__________________
1st Lt Stanley Gordon USMCR
Co B, 1st Bn, 23rd Marine Regiment, 4th Marine Division"

And, here's one entitled Fragging increases in Vietnam as Units Prepare for Withdrawal where some Americal Division grunt blew up a whole command post.

http://news.google.com/newspapers?ni...&pg=914,586831



Hmmm...Riff-Raff, perhaps you got the reception you deserved when you got spit upon. Regrettably, some ill-disciplined Marines may be joined in Operation Saliva Distribution for Cowards on our return. But they're clods, you know. It was not an officially sanctioned operation. They surely didn't know what real fighting was all about...like you did.

Why you cowards in the Americal Division was real heroe's, wernt you?

Thanks for enlightening us, Riff-Raff about your distinguished career and the honors bestowed by a grateful nation on your unit. I always enjoy corresponding with a real 'mercan hero who, along with his unit, are heralded in local heroic lore, songs and diatribes.

Reefraft, can you say Uncle? You see where this leads. Perhaps I'm smarter than you. Perhaps I'm dumber. But I'm certainly more experienced than you on a BBS and know what devilishness results from saying too much about yourself on boards like this no matter how honorable you may have been.

So, let's not play with service records, OK? It's not nearly as much fun as you seem to currently believe.

Truce?

LongFisher

[Ace1st]

LONGFISHER.............

Pay these non believers no mind!! I believe you.

But I believe you were a WASTE MANAGEMENT SPECIALIST. YES. You know....a TURD BURNER. But I'm sure you were a good one.

LONGFISHER......everybody had to be something. Theres no shame in being a TURD BURNER. But you gotta let it go man. You served your country and I know that real soldiers appreciated your tenacious pursuit of a clean latrine.

Its OK......just let it go. I know its hard, all the buckets of piss, chit and toilet paper you had to endure. Totin day in and day out. While others were fighting for the cause.....you were cleaning the stalls. But you were doin your country a service and for that the boys appreciated you. Remember all the times they called for you to bring another roll. They knew youd be there for them, they knew you wouldnt let them down.

I know you just wanted to shoot the gun.... but a shovel fit your hand better. Shovels have dug ditches but you dug a river. A river of CHIT. Now just let it go!

I think its great you bettered yourself and got educated. Hiding the life you once had as the camp TURD TENDER. But you gotta let it go man. Its over man, you dont have to go back there.

[Reefraft]

Well said ace. but I don't think he "maid" over there. that was at Camp LeJuene he probably did not pass Basic training.......to smart those ocs kind have the good jobs.
Ace this Sucker is fake 4 5 years enlisted then to ocs. for a total of ten years then he leaves to go to school.......Dumb bastart if you put in 10 you stay 10 he is a liar He has no service records to provide any kind of proof........He is a Bush Hater from Texas but ooops it was Johnson that got us in there another dumb ass TEXAN. He loves Johnson I bet.

[Reefraft]

...pretty worked up when you drink, don't you?

"Longfinger, I was American-America-America...l, well one of those, division and I f'''up a lot of slopes before you were born. I cut the f***ing heads off and s++t down their necks and used ther rotting skulls as an ashtray for my Virginia Slims the rest of my life. I also skinned them like the Predator of the Arnold Schwartzenager movies and use it for lampshades in my house ever since. Not only that, I boiled their private parts in my booney hat over a fire made from pungi sticks I tore from my own flesh and ate their privates by the dozen for all three meals each day for my entire tour in "The Nam". I'm a bad MF and had plenty of boomboom while in country and you'd better not forget it."

Oh, well, thanks Private for that personal tour of your mendacity. With that story I genuinely appreciate why the country honored you so when you returned to the world (NOT). You're a very brave and honorable Christian soul without vice or fault for your heineous actions during the war (after all, God made you do it) and I applaud your service to the country.

Funny though, I seem to recall the Americal Division having a bit of trouble with discipline in the Nam. Hmmm, old neurons firing again...actually sputtering a bit. But I'm sure I'll recall with time.

Best of luck with your PTSD counseling.

Oh, despite your hot headedness there's one fact you need to embrace...I don't lie, not here, not anywher Show me some proofyou have none your a fake wanted to be a man type I was IN THE MARINES

LongFisher

Don't drink longslime but you must be I can figure out what you said what kind of shit is that

[seapower]

I'm pretty much through with this subject (if you can even call it that now). But you know ALL Vets signed the same piece of paper and swore the same Oath to defend this Country. I know when I signed,it was an honor. Of course I come from a Military family,maybe that had something to do with it. As I see it, you're pissin' on some pretty "sacred" ground here. A little respect wouldn't be a bad thing. Leave it be, regardless about how you feel. Frank

[hubris 1]

You already told him your not fixing his engine.......Why do you keep walking back down the dock? He only stays tied up to the end of the pier because he knows your looking out the window.

[seapower]

You're right, I know, I know. I'm just hoping this won't get blown way out of proportion, that's all. Like I said earlier, I'm over it. Just asking him to lay off this no-win discraceful subject. Frank