THE SEA

[Miles Offshore]

THE SEA
by Kindergarteners


This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

Oysters' balls are called pearls.
(James age 6)

If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea
all around you, you are incontinent.
(Wayne age 7)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)

A Dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy age 6)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
(Millie age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
beans.
(William age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen age 7)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher age 7)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small.
(Kevin age 6)

There are a lot of suckers in the ocean. The Mafia put them there.
(Russ age 5)

[Proheat]

LOL- Out of the mouths of the little ones!

[SeaBiscuit]

Miles, thank you so much for posting this. It made my evening.
This is the kind of thread I hope everyone will enjoy, so I gave it 5 stars! Hopefully folks will notice.
Biscuit

[mrfishy]

the last one and the dolphin one was hilarius

[matey8941]

hahah they are great

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

This was good, thank you for posting. I'm @ work and it made me smile!




Tom